I just have a little rant, and I thought I’d share it with the world wide web. I have had company this weekend and I had plans to cook a large pork butt in my smoker. Now, cooking outdoors is not a novel idea to me. I usually use either the grill or the smoker… Continue reading I Like Big Butts, Usually
You may ask yourself, “Self, why is there water currently running in a large stream out of the faucet in this Hootchie’s bathtub”? The answer is simple; the same reason I couldn’t flush the toilet this morning. Oh, why is that? Again, simple… because Richy replaced the bathroom sink faucet. Yes, you read that right.… Continue reading Plumbing 101
I'm so sorry I've been so quiet over here for so long. I'll be getting back into the swing of things very soon! I'd like to thank all of you for your patience! Since I'm still in the process of writing and editing things, I thought I'd share this funny find with you in the… Continue reading Fun Find – LitterBox Comics!
I'm behind on posting because life has been a busy busy thing, so I thought I'd drop something to make you all laugh today. Hang in there everyone, the weekend is approaching.... YOU CAN DO IT!!! * hugs* We all know or remember this feeling... ease the baby down slowly then back away as quietly… Continue reading Nothing Like having Kids LOL
I'm a wine lover. In my world there is no better way to wrap up a nice evening than to pour a glass of wine, step outside on the deck and sip away as I look up at the stars. This is exactly what I was doing a few nights ago as I enjoyed the… Continue reading Wine, Moths and Snakes… OH NO!
Every now and again life comes at us all pretty fast. Luckily for us it brings a good measure of humor along with it. For example, my husband and my son last week. My son (The Imp) is 16, and like most 16 year-olds, he is ten foot tall and bulletproof. Thanks to a TV… Continue reading The Imp of the Reverse
When I need a good laugh I generally look up news headlines from Florida. Why you might ask, because Florida never disappoints! Especially "Florida Man" but I have noticed that "Florida Woman" is gaining recognition and speed! Here are a few of my most recent favorites. Here are a few where Florida Woman refuses to… Continue reading Because Florida… LOL
One day I was at my desk doing my work thing, looking over documents and reports before I printed them. As I perused the text in front of me I see a random comma, so I move the cursor and delete it. I keep going and what do ya know...another random comma...then another...at that point… Continue reading The Nymph Needs New Glasses or The Lackadaisical Bug
You gotta love married life. Because if you don’t, you’ll end up on trial for murder with the burden of explaining to a jury of your peers why you left a man hanging by his toes. Relationships are a constant unyielding mix of ups, downs, highs and lows like no other and when you add… Continue reading Unsalted