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I Like Big Butts, Usually

I just have a little rant, and I thought I’d share it with the world wide web.  I have had company this weekend and I had plans to cook a large pork butt in my smoker. Now, cooking outdoors is not a novel idea to me. I usually use either the grill or the smoker… Continue reading I Like Big Butts, Usually

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InstaAttitude

I know that we are all stressed out during this Covid pandemic and everyone might be on a shorter fuse than normal. However, I just assumed decent customer service might still be expected, especially when I “buy” your smile in the form of an extra tip. This tip was lost on the woman wearing a… Continue reading InstaAttitude

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Plumbing 101

You may ask yourself, “Self, why is there water currently running in a large stream out of the faucet in this Hootchie’s bathtub”? The answer is simple; the same reason I couldn’t flush the toilet this morning. Oh, why is that? Again, simple… because Richy replaced the bathroom sink faucet.  Yes, you read that right.… Continue reading Plumbing 101

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Captain’s Log: Quarantine day 65187

Captain’s Log: Quarantine day 65187 Today (and yesterday) I have alleviated the boredom of self-isolation by painting. Richy brought an old window frame home and it has two sections to it, which just happen to exactly fit an 8”x24” canvas. I jumped online and ordered several canvases including two to fit in the window frame… Continue reading Captain’s Log: Quarantine day 65187

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80’s Giveaway Time!

It’s Giveaway Time! Okay, so, I was looking through old photo albums, and BAM! An 80’s picture shows up with my hair as big as I could possibly get it. And who doesn’t remember the 80’s with all of it’s hair dryers, crimping tools, and enough Aqua Net hairspray to withstand F5 tornadoes and gale… Continue reading 80’s Giveaway Time!

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Captain’s Log: Quarantine Day 978

Captain’s Log: Quarantine Day 978 I have been watching cooking shows for three days now. I’ve been actively dieting for two months. The two activities are NOT compatible.  It all began when I saw a new cooking show on Netflix called Cooked With Cannabis. I love to cook, and to watch cooking shows, so this… Continue reading Captain’s Log: Quarantine Day 978

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The Man Card

Today’s topic is a direct result of my experience with men and their reluctance to seek medical care under any circumstances.  Last night my darling Richy nearly impaled himself. I’m talking, he was actually afraid to move because he didn’t know how he would get himself off of the branch that was jutting up from… Continue reading The Man Card