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I Like Big Butts, Usually

I just have a little rant, and I thought I’d share it with the world wide web.  I have had company this weekend and I had plans to cook a large pork butt in my smoker. Now, cooking outdoors is not a novel idea to me. I usually use either the grill or the smoker… Continue reading I Like Big Butts, Usually

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Plumbing 101

You may ask yourself, “Self, why is there water currently running in a large stream out of the faucet in this Hootchie’s bathtub”? The answer is simple; the same reason I couldn’t flush the toilet this morning. Oh, why is that? Again, simple… because Richy replaced the bathroom sink faucet.  Yes, you read that right.… Continue reading Plumbing 101

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The Man Card

Today’s topic is a direct result of my experience with men and their reluctance to seek medical care under any circumstances.  Last night my darling Richy nearly impaled himself. I’m talking, he was actually afraid to move because he didn’t know how he would get himself off of the branch that was jutting up from… Continue reading The Man Card